isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses
isn’t that weird to think about
So Kanye West just signed our production coordinator’s framed embroidered Kanye tweet.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.